Broc Star
Certified broc star.
Oversized cream Supima with a hyperreal broccoli hero print and a "CHEW CREW / NEW AGE BROC VIBES" tag underneath. Equal parts absurd and aesthetic. This is the tee you wear when you want to make people laugh before they even say hi.
For the culture. For the chew crew. For the ones who get it.
Built to Stand Out.
FABRIC & MAKE
FIT & SIZING
CARE & WASH
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Iron on reverse if needed. Do not bleach.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free shipping & 15 days return
The top 1%
Supima cotton.
Treat it
like it'll
last.
Premium fabric deserves a 30-second wash routine. Five rules. Do them, and your tee outlives your phone.
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01RULE
Turn the tee inside out before every wash. Protects the print, protects the dye.
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02RULE
Machine wash cold (max 30°C). Gentle cycle. Mild detergent only — no bleach, no fabric softener.
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03RULE
Wash with similar colors. Color bleeds slightly on the first wash — wash separately the first time.
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04RULE
Line dry in shade. Skip the dryer. Direct sun fades premium dyes faster than anything.
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05RULE
Iron inside out, low heat. Never iron directly on the print.